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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a book Doctor: So what's your story?"
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"Did you here about that concert where the frontman flung his crap into the crowd? The shit reeeeeeally hit the fan"
"To whoever stole my thesaurus... To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person."
"One time I threw my cat at a spider so I could escape, but sure I'd love to hold your baby"
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."
"What is Al Qaeda's favourite team? New York Jets"
"""Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"""
"The Energizer Bunny is starting a career in porn... They put his batteries in backwards and he keeps coming and coming and coming."
"Why don't men like going Downtown with women? Because eating-out can be so expensive."
"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."