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Joke of the Day

"What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus"

"I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today."

"Murphy said to his daughter ""I want you home by eleven o'clock."" She said ""But Father I'm no longer a child!"" He said ""I know that's why I want you home by eleven."""

"I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work"

"Why will Hillary Clinton make a bad president? Because she is a woman."

"Yo mama so fat She is overweighted"

"I used to be in a band called Blank Cheque. After three years we were still unsigned."

"Why isn't there a Price is Right porn yet? Nobody's willing to cum on down"

"I like to start every morning with a good fuck. Oh fuck...it's time to get up."

"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."