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Joke of the Day
"I used to be in a band called Blank Cheque. After three years we were still unsigned."
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"Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today I just replied ""Trump or Hilary"""
"Please remove shoes in the foyer first. Second, your pants."
"Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke? Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome"
"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"14yo: Have you ever smoked marijuana? Me: Today? 14yo: What? Me: What?"
"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."
"I used to have a friend who practiced acupuncture."
"How can you call it love when you're crying more than smiling."
"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. Always been a family favourite."