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Joke of the Day
"I used to be in a band called Blank Cheque. After three years we were still unsigned."
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"They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country... ...but if you ask a native American, that number is more like 300 million."
"Yo mama so fat... that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet."
"Just been watching the women's Olympic beach volleyball and there has already been a wrist injury..... But I should be OK by Monday."
"My gym teacher said get in line or ill tip a cow. i asked ""how much money are you gonna tip the cow?"""
"If it looks like a douchebag, and smells like a douchebag, then I must be walking by an Abercrombie & Fitch store."
"Where does a dog go when his tail falls off? The retail store"
"Your life may be an open book, but could you skip to the good parts."
"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"
"Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians."