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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat She is overweighted"
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"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"
"How do you get a gay to fuck a women? Shit in her cunt"
"<---- homeless romantic"
"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"
"When going out invite your friends with extra chromosomes. ....theyll always be down"
"My voicemail greeting: Its 2016, please hang up and text me before the beep so I don't get a notification."
"Police called me at work! The officer said a burglar broke into my house and drank all my beer, then raped my wife. I said, ""WHAT?????!!!!! He fucked my wife after only 5 beers???!!!"""
"I totally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."