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Joke of the Day

"Why will Hillary Clinton make a bad president? Because she is a woman."

"RIP the dinosaurs. Can't believe it's 65 million years already. Always in my thoughts"

"They say one person in every group of friends is gay. I hope it's Ben, he's really cute."

"What type of movies can't batman see? Parental Guidance."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."

"So many babies. So little ketchup."

"What do you call a thick wire made of phone batteries? Likable"

"I once knew an Asian lady with one leg... Her name was Irene."

"Oh man, I've got this mate thats addicted to drinking brake fluid. He thinks he can stop at anytime."

"Eat food with the fridge open in front of the other food to establish dominance as well as prepare for the next feeding."