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Joke of the Day
"I'm all for saving the planet, but recycling jokes doesn't help..."
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"I am holding a pre-mature ejaculation club meeting next week Needless to say, You need to come early"
"What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity? A cheetah"
"If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat."
"Paul has a kid It's appalling"
"TIFU by going to Jimmy John's for lunch.. Whoops, wrong sub."
"OK I just checked and cracked iPad screens are NOT covered under the health care reform bill, WTF?"
"[Office] *Dolphin accidentally dials fax number Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek Dolphin:Well, I don't normally do this. But yes I'm free tonight"
"After reviewing my life, God may very well issue another 5 to 10 commandments. Sorry, guys."
"you think there'd be a word for 'sleeping bag' that isn't a placeholder description of what it is"