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Joke of the Day

"She hated my mixed-tape back in high school. Last month she gave birth to her ninth baby. Thanks for saving my life, Depeche Mode!"

"Those little bumps around your nipples? That's braille for ""suck me."""

"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."

"Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here"

"Decided to take all my old watches and join them together to make a new belt... turned out to be a waist of time."

"How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway? Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer."

"Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown? Because he had no depth perception."

"[boxing match] ANNOUNCER: ...and the challenger weighing 8lbs 7oz, Billy ""The Baby"" Sanchez CHAMP: That's a real baby TRAINER: You got this"

"High Quality Poem Error 404 Your Haiku could not be found Try again later"

"Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."