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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."
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"What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake? That was your fault!!!!"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because i will vote for it!"
"Ken Cross' AMA That's it."
"Yo momma so fat... ...she's the third rock from the sun!"
"So I was having sex with a girl from work... She wasn't really into it, and then to make matters worse my boss walked in on us. Long story short, I lost my job at the morgue."
"Many Americans don't know the opposites of the following words: * Always * Coming * From * Take * Me * Down"
"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."
"A skelington walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop"
"I ordered a little salad before my meal and my body started to twitch. I told my waiter, but I forgot I ordered the seizure salad."