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"Guy talking to a girl Guy: I have a joke about my penis. Ah... forget get, it's too long. Girl: I have a joke about my vagina. You won't get it."
"Little Mortie got a real surprise when he barged into his parents' room one night. ""And you slap me for sucking my thumb?"" he screamed."
"Saying ""to each his own"" is the best way to tell someone you respect their right to have an extremely stupid opinion."
"I was talking to a religous friend when I remembered that Moses drank lots of tea ""Oh really, how does he make it?"" ""Hebrews it."""
"How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy? 17 dirty apes."
"Sorry, I'm in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way."
"What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic? Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style."
"What kind of dog is the quietest? A ""shhh""nauzer"
"Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?"