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Joke of the Day

"How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway? Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer."

"Interviewer: do you have any final questions? Me: HYPOTHETICALLY, what happens to people who drink on their lunch breaks?"

"Don't you just hate it when... people don't finish their"

"Whats hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before.... A Key"

"[roommate watching me get ready] dont take that with you ""why not"" why would you ""it'll be fine"" [hour into date and I spill my bag of ants]"

"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"How do you get holy water You boil the hell out of it"

"What do you call a corn cob on a track team? A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend."

"How do you make the hippie run out of money? You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap."

"I submitted X puns to Reddit in the hopes that one would make the front page. No pun in ten did."