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Joke of the Day

"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."

"Smart White Boy OPTIONAL (text)"

"What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady? Depends"

"If you could go back in time, would you kill Hitler or just watch movies that aren't about superheroes?"

"You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth."

"I'm pretty sure I'm a hypochondriac."

"My daughter called Neapolitan ice cream ""three-way"" ice cream & I'm not sure I'll correct her cuz I'm a horrible person & it makes me laugh."

"Mike Tyson wanted me to add him online But I couldn't find him on faithbook.com"

"""I'm soooo tired!"" [lays down in bed] ""I'm soooo comfortable!"" Bladder: Sup bro"

"""Let's get down to business!"" -Guy who enjoys dancing to the background noises of a local business"