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Joke of the Day

"The cure for premature ejaculation is coming soon."

"What do you call your disabled study-buddy? Your cerebral pal-sy."

"I've never seen more than 600 dollars worth of cars in a 7-Eleven parking lot."

"My friend told me he wanted to join the Spanish Inquisition the other day. I managed to Torquemada it."

"I put the 'toast' in 'toaster'. Then I take the 'toast' out of the 'toaster'."

"COP:Do u know how fast u were going ME: The posted speed limit, 495 COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u"

"A third-party vote walks out of a bar... He says ""Wow, I'm wasted."""

"I know this may have been posted as it is fairly common, but here it is anyway: What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal? Claude"

"What did Meghan Trainor say when she got mugged? Please sir, I don't want any treble."

"I heard some new music today and I can't be sure if I liked it or not. It was called Schrodinger Scat."