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Joke of the Day

"Decided to take all my old watches and join them together to make a new belt... turned out to be a waist of time."

"What sways from side to side? Jesus on a rubber cross!"

"2000s kids wont get this. Y2K"

"Confusious say ""Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons."""

"Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies except one... His SAG preview copy of Inside Out. It would be unethical for him to share that copy while it's still in theaters."

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ? You take the ""F"" out of way."

"Hide & Seek Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? In the I.C.U."

"How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok'd."

"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."

"What do punctuation marks win in competitions? Apos-trophies"