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Joke of the Day
"I was never good at French in school. Just remembering how to say ""bread"" is le pain."
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"How do Australians sleep? With their heads at the foot of the bed."
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass"
"Took my girlfriend to a baseball game this last season We made a deal in the beginning. I kiss her on every strike and she kisses me on the balls."
"What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl? ...A running play - Obviously..."
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome"
"A curious tradition -- to look at a newborn baby and say to yourself, ""Because of your DNA, one day you will rule over me."""
"The best sex is like an old saloon. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear."
"Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No I'm serious!"
"Chuck Norris was at the Homerun Derby He pitched a no hitter!"