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Joke of the Day

"Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ? Because it didn't happen in 7/11"

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"DO NOT talk about molestation It's a touchy subject"
"What did they call the documentary about Lorena Bobbit? American Snipper"
"What do you call a hot guy , who instantly becomes super hot? Sick, he definitely has fever."
"Stephen Harper lost the Canadian election. He was given aboot."
"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."
"I can't wait until the year 2054 when the easy-listening music you hear in elevators will be Skrillex."
"Fancy Dress Party tonight. Going as a masturbating guy with Leprosy Hope I can pull it off."
"*interrupts your baby's first words* ""IF A PANDA WEARS A HANDKERCHIEF IT'S CALLED A PANDANA."""
"Dead fly When you kill a fly, does it become a dead flew?"
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