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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl? ...A running play - Obviously..."

"I've clicked on every shady ad that I've seen for the past 12 years. My penis is now 648 feet long."

"I'm into perpendicular lines. I'm a bisectual"

"How embarrassing! I tripped and fell out of my clothes."

"The other day I saw a sign on my street for a garage sale ...but I didn't go. I already had a garage."

"Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? Of course you did. I saw him the other day at the mall making balloon animals. He says hi."

"My girlfriend wasn't sure about trying anal at first But she quite liked it in the end"

"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."

"It's common knowledge talking shit will result in dental work."

"What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !"