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Joke of the Day
"How do Australians sleep? With their heads at the foot of the bed."
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"Some small people that I don't know think I'm strange To me they're a little stranger"
"Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark"
"if you want your wife to take you seriously, don't throw your sippy cup during an argument"
"What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs? His horse Marengo"
"Your perfume/cologne should reward someone for getting close, not punish them for being in the same building."
"If I had but one life to give for my country it would be a lawyer's."