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Joke of the Day

"The best sex is like an old saloon. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear."

"Yea, in life Jesus was a great man... ...but it was only when he was nailed to the cross that he became holy."

"I don't think so unnamed henchman shooting at the main character."

"How to clickbait"

"If your urine is clear, you're hydrated. If it's yellow, you're dehydrated. If it's white, you're shaking your dick too much."

"What's a Jewish dilemma? Free bacon. Let the downvotes rain down on me."

"I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do."

"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."

"How do pigs talk? Swine language"

"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."