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Joke of the Day

"Political opinions are like assholes If yours shows up in my Facebook feed I will probably block you"

"What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison? A small medium at large."

"Did you hear about the Muslim Party? It was a blast"

"White House Update: Dick Cheney extends hunting invitation to Trump Nope. Sorry. Just kidding. Edit: buncha scrubs keep downvoting my hilarious joke."

"What do you call a gay herbal doctor? A homeosexual."

"Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night? (X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark."

"New business name slogans Tawnya's Cleaning Service: I'm not willing to clean my own home, but I'll clean the shit outta yours! What do you think?"

"What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano? A diseased beaver on your organ."

"If you're Russian when you're running to the bathroom, and Finnish when you're leaving, what are you in between? European!"

"Kourtney Kardashian named her daughter 'Penelope Scotland Disick'. In a related story, Scotland intends to change name of country ASAP."