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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison? A small medium at large."

"Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild"

"I WANT TO LIVE! Patient:""Docter, I have only 30 seconds to live!"" Doctor:""I'll be with you in a minute."""

"How do you kill a fox? Give him a fake leg and make him run across Canada."

"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"

"Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming."

"if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin"

"Why does nobody like eating with Lionel? Because he is a Messi eater!"

"Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling."

"So my pregnant wife wanted to introduce toys in the bedroom... I suggested a clothes hangar"