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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Muslim Party? It was a blast"
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"What do you call a naked blond standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."
"Apparently impatient midgets don't like to stand on clocks... because it would make them short on time."
"If your name is Brian and your home WiFi isn't called ""Bri-Fi"", what are you doing?"
"What does 90 year old Pu$$y taste like? Depends..."
"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because the didn't have the guts to do it."
"All of my tattoos mean something. For example, the Chumbawamba lyrics on my rib cage mean I don't drink tequila anymore."
"Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is the worst thing to ever happen to a politician at a play"
"What language do cats speak? Catonese"
"You know what they say, ""liquor before beer, you still have a problem but cute rhymes make it less clear."""