181965
Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano? A diseased beaver on your organ."
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"If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a... ...forward four-word foreword for Word."
"""Honey, it's not that I don't like your cooking, it's just that the smoke's about to asphyxiat our family."" ""WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT MY ASS??"""
"Helping a gang of squirrels buy remote control cars against my better judgment."
"""exorcise"" and ""exercise"" sound alike because they're both the work of the Devil"
"If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !"
"My friend got attacked by a bear recently It was really grizzly."
"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."
"Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington"
"What can jelly beans do that you can't? Come in different colors."