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Joke of the Day

"White House Update: Dick Cheney extends hunting invitation to Trump Nope. Sorry. Just kidding. Edit: buncha scrubs keep downvoting my hilarious joke."

"How did the clock get cancer? Second-hand smoke!"

"How to fall down the stairs Step 1. Step 2. Step 5. Step 8. Step 13. Step 17."

"Saw Bono kissing himself in the mirror. I looked at him in disgust and said.... ""Get a room U2!"""

"my life is a joke with no punchline"

"What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station? Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his food before it was cool."

"So did you hear Buckwheat from The Little Rascals converted to Islam... He now goes by Kareem O' Wheat."

"What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey? BOOBIES XD"

"I had sex with a Chinese girl. It was great... But I was horny again an hour later."