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Joke of the Day

"My parent's kitchen was designed with 11 light switches, all of which turn on the garbage disposal if you're trying to be quiet"

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"A blind man walks into a bar, And a table. And a chair."
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"What is a grape without 'g'? It's still a grape, just without gravity."