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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes are waiting for a bus. The first one is waiting for the 2nd route bus, the other - for the 3rd. They both board the route 23 bus when it arrives."

"Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat."

"A man dies of an overdose of Viagra They couldn't close his coffin..."

"How do painters stay warm? They add another coat."

"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"

"What do fat girls and mopeds have in common? They're both fun to ride, until your friends find out."

"You know that chick who said, ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?""... Yeah, well I ate her."

"What did the mexican get on his SAT's? Taco crumbs"

"""No flying cars yet?"", he wrote from a 2 inch by 4 inch pocket computer instantaneously to subscribers worldwide using only his right thumb."

"Whats the difference between Shaq and Koybe Bryant? One is a Holocaust denier, and the other one rapes women and gets away with it."