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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes are waiting for a bus. The first one is waiting for the 2nd route bus, the other - for the 3rd. They both board the route 23 bus when it arrives."

"[first date] Boy: so where are you from? Me: [points to all you can eat sign] I live here now."

"I've started a business building yachts in my attic Sails are going through the roof!"

"My buddy just came over with his eyebrows waxed... The light had them shining so much it looked like both of his eyes just came up with the best idea."

"How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs."

"how many corrections officers does it take to throw an inmate down the stairs? none he fell"

"Why don't most people have classes on Saturday or Sunday? School is for the week."

"Guess who's watching Vin Diesel movies all day again? That's right: Vin Diesel."

"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"

"What do women and KFC have in common? One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone"