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Joke of the Day
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know Y."
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"That's the thing with mental health It's all in your head."
"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They hate to see men have a good time."
"THE RIGHT ONE HOW CAN YOU BE CERTAIN YOU FOUND THE RIGHT ONE? AFTER YOU PASS GAS,THEY HAVENT FILED FOR AN ORDER OF PROTECTION"
"DATING TIP: Girls like bad boys! Brag about your Twitter gang."
"We should hang out and stare at our phones."
"Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle? Attire."
"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest toothpaste... ...the 10th is in still in hiding for paying $50,000 for the right to murder a lion in Africa."
"Mom asked about a stock she's owned for 20yrs called Amazon & I've mostly been telling her I love her & reminding her my brother never calls"
"A white man was arrested after shooting a black man on the street. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."