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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by accidentally playing music off of my neighbors speakers. Whoops, wrong sub."
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"What's Trump's Secret Russian Code Name? Agent Orange"
"To much precaution... Two security guards obtained me at the airport after they opened my luggage and found some IcyHot patches, they said: I was packing heat."
"I'm never more ruthless than when deciding who to wish a happy birthday to on Facebook and who to ignore."
"I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby."
"What's the difference between a tire and 1000 used condoms? One is a good year and the other is a great year."
"[Job Interview] HR : What do you consider your biggest weakness? Me : (pulls out machete) *whispers under my breath ""I can't forgive people"""
"My girlfriend asked if I was Happy to be fair, she always gets us dwarves confused"
"The word ""Caesar"" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other."
"Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive caring and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends."