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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."

"What do you say to an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless"

"How much does a German weigh? Teutons."

"My ex-wife still misses me. BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! ...You see it's funny cause marriage is terrible"

"70% of my enemies were once my friends."

"Did you hear about the scam artist born with only one testicle? The doctors say it's a congenital defect."

"NY Friend: ""You're in LA, you don't have to shovel anything!"" Me: ""Yeah? These heaps of broken dreams wont get off the sidewalk themselves."""

"Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed? Who would stoop that low?"

"It might take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes even less to completely avoid eye contact in the first place."

"What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind."