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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless"
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"My computer won't stop crying and singing about break ups... That's the last time I buy A Dell."
"*draws a line in the sand* *looks at the line in the sand* *decides that it might be time to vacuum*"
"who has two thumbs and loves stupid bets?? not me i lost mine in a bet"
"[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot"
"Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday."
"What is a Germans favorite letter? I don't know but it's Nazi."
"What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend? I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain."
"Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money? A: Yelp!"
"What does the educated owl say? Whom"