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Joke of the Day
"How much does a German weigh? Teutons."
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"I peed in my friend's beer before giving it to him... I told him, ""urine for a surprise"""
"The groom upon his engagement went to his father and said ""I've found a woman just like mother!"" His father replied ""So what do you want from me sympathy?"""
"How does a spider know if he just had sex with an actual female? She eats him alive afterward."
"What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim"
"You guys like jokes I hear, I got a joke for you. Women's rights...."
"Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection? Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)"
"Me: BOOP! teehee! Cop: .. Me: sorry. did you want me to touch MY nose?"
"I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack."
"Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too Son: Dad can I go to a 50 Cent concert? Dad: Here's $1, take your sister too :D"