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Joke of the Day

"It might take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes even less to completely avoid eye contact in the first place."

"What was the Mexican killers name? Tequila"

"What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man? He will B flat"

"Did you hear about the new extreme camping TV show? It's in tents."

"If you think your days bad... Think of all the shit plumbers have to go through"

"I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting ""We want rights! We want rights!"" They must be scared of the dark or something."

"I'm writing a poem about the first time I masturbated. Can someone think of something that rhymes with, ""I was taken away by an ambulance""?"

"Tonight's Democratic debate"

"Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ? They were Holo-costly"

"I only work because it feels so good when I stop."