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Joke of the Day

"Me: The new guy's a lumberjack? Boss: Yep Me: He seems nice... Boss: STOP Me: I'll bet he's good at... Boss: DONT Me: random axe of kindness"

"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice."

"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."

"Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes? The potry"

"Coworker: What's so funny M: Twitter Cw: Oh! I'm on there, what's your @ M: I meant twizzlers.. Cw: You're looking at your phone. M:..."

"Where does bitter wine come from? From the grapes of wrath."

"Q: What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."

"They've finally renamed my gym ""Skinny Guys with Giant Headphones Loudly Dropping Small Weights."""

"My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD Bin at Walmart...."