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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along? They didn't have ships in common."

"If a circle had a football team... ...It would have no corners."

"Not to get technical But according to chemistry alcohol is technically a solution"

"What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."

"How do you know you're getting old? When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm."

"Why did the foot smile? He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful."

"Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it. nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work"

"What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song? Crimea River"

"I tried to shuffle a pile of Ibuprofen I guess drug dealing just isn't for me."

"Do you know the difference between 5 minutes of blowjob and 5 minutes of sodomy ? Do you have 10 minutes ?"