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Joke of the Day
"Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know."
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"An ex-military veterinarian who specializes in animals wounded in war... is a Vet Vet for Vet Pets"
"What type of shoes to pedophiles wear? White Vans."
"I just apologized to my wife for something she did wrong. Marriage is fun."
"When is the best time to raise money? When there's a stripper in front of you."
"The Orthodontist wants to pull my daughter's 2 loose baby teeth & charge me $250. I bought the biggest bag of caramels I could find for $5."
"Kill them with kindness, you say? *slowly and sadly puts down bazooka*"
"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I have a gambling problem I think she's bluffing"
"What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P."
"Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick? Piece of cake"