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Joke of the Day
"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"
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"A guy goes to his Rabbi to price a circumcision... He says, ""Rabbi, how much do you charge for a circumcision?"" And the Rabbi says, ""Not much, I just keep the tips."""
"A recent study of blue-collar workers showed that what they love best about their jobs is their days off."
"R/jokes Is the place you go when you wanna be put down by a bunch of assholes"
"When I was young, I slipped on some spilled beans and broke my spine, paralysing myself... Oh what I'd have done with Heinzsight."
"Stats show the average person has sex 89 times per year Looks like I'm in store for a wild December"
"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."
"Have you heard of McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it."
"*bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan? Dude I thought we had an agreement?!"
"How do skeletons kiss Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."