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Joke of the Day
"Christians call it the Rapture. Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house."
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"What do you call siblings that play soccer? Umbros"
"Did you hear about the ointment... Did you hear about the ointment that couldn't stop talking about politics? When confronted, he said he was just trying to be topical."
"They are serving ""Trump Soup"" at the inauguration banquet Stewed Orange and Chickpea"
"What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...? ""At least I'm not black"""
"Why do women have sex? Because they have to."
"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Never been that into pegging though."
"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
"I'm running away to join the internet."
"What do you call balls on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin? My throne"