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Joke of the Day

"Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D)"

"Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek? They don't work in the future either."

"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, But when i got home all the signs were there."

"People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck."

"Why does Elton John play the piano? Because he sucks on an organ."

"Every time my husband hides my pants, I have sex with him. Don't tell him I have more than one pair."

"Why is PMS called PMS? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken!"

"You call me a whore? All I have to say is that my legs are as open as Walmart at midnight"

"Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash"

"me folding laundry: ugh another sock is missing puppet on my hand: how does that keep happening"