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Joke of the Day

"Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D)"

"Me and my horse walked into a bar... The bartender said, ""Why the wrong case?"""

"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."

"A sad time in a dad's life is when your son finally dunks on you so you have to cut his hamstring while he sleeps so he can't do it again"

"When your kids become teenagers, it's important to have a dog So someone in the house is happy to see you."

"How do you start a racist joke? With a small million dollar loan from his father."

"Michael J. Fox is extremely formal... ...he even shakes hands with his wife."

"Why do spiders hate Area 51? It's a no-fly zone."

"Life is like an asshole. Sometimes you don't get what you expect out of it."

"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it."