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Joke of the Day
"Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning."
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"Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about."
"Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open."
"Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe"
"Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un"
"Everyone thought you could get a writing job from twitter but that never happens anymore its only for things like becoming the president"
"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Untie the rope..."
"I don't know what the question is.. But violins is not the answer."
"What's a cats favorite song? 3 blind mice"
"When I was growing up I never knew what I wanted to be, now that I'm older I know that it's younger."