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Joke of the Day

"what fandom, despite only 1 book in the franchise, has been obsesing over it since the begeinning? christianity"

"What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !"

"It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight."

"What does a jello shot and my dick have in common? They're both only meant to be consumed by dumb drunk chicks."

"I like big buts and I cannot lie. But that doesn't necessarily make my grammar bad."

"Before I go to bed, I like to take a bath and than listen to Single Ladies. Its my own Bed, Bath and Beyonce."

"What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts? You see L.A."

"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight."

"[doctor gets job as 911 operator] ""What's your emergency?"" MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE ""Hmm ok let's wait a few weeks and see how it is then"""

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger"