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Joke of the Day

"what fandom, despite only 1 book in the franchise, has been obsesing over it since the begeinning? christianity"

"What's the easiest way to confuse an anthropologist? Hold up a used tampon and ask him to identify which period it's from"

"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothin'. she dun' been told twice."

"In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - ""Yes Dear."""

"Donald Trump could very well be our next President. Laugh, because it's a joke, guys. Guys? Guys! ...It's not funny anymore..."

"Find a penny Pick it up & all the day You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ..."

"whats the difference between cancer and black people? cancer got jobs. (too soon.)"

"What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier downvote brigade can start now"

"Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone"

"What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew? A Hbasic one."