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Joke of the Day
"Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!"
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"why do Indians have red dots on there forehead? because the council leader with his pointed finger pushing against there foreheads says ""No your not having another free council house"""
"A boy walked into class 20 minutes late and really high. My teacher asked him why he was so late and he said, ""I don't know, I think there were more stairs than usual."""
"There once was a lady named Sue... ..who didn't have much to do. So she pulled out the vacuum, and went to the bathroom, and found a new way to go poo."
"A bar walks into a man The bar says, this place stinks, and the only other person here is an asshole."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? I would too if my name was NUYHAIMONBARG"
"Theres a new STD for birds.. It's called Chirpes. And the worst part? Its untweetable."
"Knock Knock who's there? to to who? to whom."
"How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? One, they just need to call a repairman."
"What does a man with a foot long cock eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had a hard boiled egg."