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Joke of the Day
"Tear drop tattoos should only be for people with a lazy eye so we know which one to look at."
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"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."
"What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold? A Polysneezin."
"""Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?"" ""Church?"" ""K let's make 'em like that"" -- funeral home designers"
"Once you go black... you're a single mom."
"In the Philosophers prison... I shank, therefore you are not"
"J.K. Rowling revealed more info about the American Hogwarts. Unlike the European version, it has metal detectors and more than one fat kid."
"I made fun of my friend for getting off to humiliation porn. He came."
"You can try to annoy me with bird puns but toucan play that game."
"How do you make a German shepherd? Put him in a synagogue."