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Joke of the Day

"Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good."

"Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle? Because the steaks were too high..."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"

"Women really can't take a rape joke lately You really have to force it against their will."

"I have an ear infection. It's called hearing AIDs."

"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."

"Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire."

"My girlfriend is going to a rastafarian party and has asked me to do her hair. I'm dreading it."

"What does a blueberry do at a party? The Anti-oxy-dance"

"A girl came up to me yesterday and told me she had constipation. I replied - 'no shit'."