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Joke of the Day
"Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire."
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"How Long is a Chinese name. No, really, it is!"
"A Blonde walks up to a barman and orders a double entendre So he gives her one!"
"My exercise is primarily jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth and pushing my luck."
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."
"Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!"
"I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race."
"2,000 calories of junk food costs just $3.52 a day. 2,000 calories of dense nutritional foods costs $36.32 a day. No wonder people are fat."
"What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie? I'll be Bach."
"How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Pitbull, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat."