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Joke of the Day

"Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle? Because the steaks were too high..."

"The memory on my phone is FIFA'ed Sorry.....Corrupt."

"What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!"

"When I found out that my girlfriend was a vegan... I pretended I'd never met herbivore."

"How does a farmer count his cows?? with a Cowculator!!"

"Sometimes I go days without even thinking about the Alamo."

"My youngest son gave me a dead leg yesterday. Now I'm wondering where he got it from."

"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."

"I'm sorry son, but autocorrect keeps changing your name to Marty. That's your new name now, there's nothing we can do about it."

"People are always discriminating against me just because I have a penis Apparently it's offensive to keep it in a jar or some crap like that."