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Joke of the Day
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"
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"My son was kicked out of school when a girl came in and wanked him off... I said, ""Son, that's 3 schools already... Maybe teaching isn't for you."""
"Which is the worst hand to lose? The second one."
"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."
"I just made way too much pasta, so if you haven't eaten dinner yet, swing by and watch me eat way too much pasta."
"What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad? Clickbait"
"Three part joke Why did the kid fall out of the tree? I shot him Why did the second kid fall out? I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out? Peer pressure"
"I don't discriminate based skin colour, I do it based on clothes... In fact you could call me a fashist"
"Leading cause of automobile accidents I bet the leading cause of automobile accidents for bodybuilders is flexing while driving..."
"I heard a man at the beach yelling ""I can't swim!"" Well, I can't play the fucking Piano but am I bitching about it? Attention Whore..."