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Joke of the Day
"I have an ear infection. It's called hearing AIDs."
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"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"
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"Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand??"
"""Did you sleep well?"" ""Like God during the Holocaust."""
"Two muffins sitting in an oven... The first turns to the other and says ""Holy shit, it's hot in here"" The other exclaims ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? He's alright now."
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dishes"" ""Dishes who?"" ""Dishes a very bad joke"" ...Credits to Sans..."
"Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !"