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Joke of the Day
"I have an ear infection. It's called hearing AIDs."
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"Hey baby, are you a gorilla exhibit? Coz I wanna drop a baby into you."
"Boxers leave me feeling unsupported. But I guess I shouldn't expect a man who has forged his hands into weapons to gently cup my balls."
"Sad news about the Michelin Man.. He's retyred.."
"I'm sure it's just a coincidence that pop music has gotten shittier since we started picking our artists on game shows."
"I went to the zoo and there was one dog in the whole zoo. It was a shih tzu"
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh"
"An Eskimo was driving through new Zealand His car suddenly broke down after a small wait the mechanic told him ""aw shut bro you've blown a seal"" to which the Eskimo replies ""shut up you fuck sheep"""
"Before I watch any new network comedy, I say to myself ""This better be filled with diversity."""
"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."