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Joke of the Day
"Trump chose his Secretary of Defence But who will be Secretary of De Wall?"
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"""Bill, I'm beginning to think my wife might be cheating on me..."" ""What makes you say that, Tim?"" ""Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."""
"Spain's king, Juan Carlos, has stepped down from the throne to make way for his son, who is more popular. Which, by the way, would be the worst ""Game of Thrones"" episode ever."
"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."
"I told my son I'm a motherfucker...... He was like. ""You fuck mothers...... lesbo."" I replied. "" Ain't a lesbo if it's myself."""
"I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays."
"How does Jesus make coffee. Hebrews"
"Knock Knock, Islam Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah who ackbar!!!! ***BOOM***"
"Dog Teacher: did you finish your homework Dog Student: (still chewing) almost"
"Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark? Because he's a sub woofer."