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Joke of the Day
"From my 4 year old: What do you call a penguin that can't win? A peng-lose!"
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"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."
"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."
"9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts... the 10th drives a Rincoln"
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR? They told him he was good at deriving"
"A balding person in denial is probably like maybe it's all in my head."
"What do the Chinese call their spies? Secret Asians."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... ..sounds fun, dozen tit!"
"What's the difference between a crackhead and a methhead? Toothless methheads give better $3.50 blowjobs"