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Joke of the Day
"What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins."
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"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"
"Just sang & made up multiple lyrics w/ actions to ""If you're happy & u know it"" for thirty minutes... In case u need help writing that novel"
"I'm not a quitter. ""Lights cigarette"""
"Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags? So the Mexicans can window shop."
"My hammer is alot like my dick... About 20 years old and hooks slightly to the left"
"Not ordering French fries counts as exercise, right?"
"From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year."
"""Let's see what you're made of!"" he says on approach, knife in hand. ""Good."" I mutter. ""Another adversary who paid no attention in Biology."""
"What does Superman and a Blood gang member who lost his gun have in common? Neither one of them want to see a Kryptonite..."