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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob."
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"Did you see the frog perform in the opera last night? Why yes, she was absolutely ribbeting."
"Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""
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"Man who eat jeellybeans.... Farts in technicolor."
"When I retire, I want to be a hunter... I wanna go out with a bang"
"Simba was walking too slow... So I told him to Mufasa."
"Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions."
"What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"