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Joke of the Day

"I don't know why I just bought some coconut shampoo I haven't even got any coconuts."

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"Chuck Norris counted to infinity...... Twice."
"Capital letters are important. It can be the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"A prison inmate walks into a bar."
"""Betty White"" What the African American said when he heard there was a new Pope."
"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"Why are girls always cold? Because of their cold black hearts."
"Did you know George Washington is not on the 1$ bill? It's just a picture of him."
"What do you call playful insults between terrorists? Talibanter"
"Steven Avery Did you see all the buzz on tv about the Wisconsin criminal that is working the system to manipulate the public for a second chance? Steven Avery no, Scott Walker!"